global warming: a new theory

I believe if scientists would study the 80s and early 90s they would find that the use of Rave Hairspray is ultimately responsible for the rapid depletion of the ozone layer.

What the hell were we thinking? Holy cow I used the shit out of some Rave 4x. Especially during my Hair Metal years. I had to compete with the boys in the band so it was big hair and bad makeup.

Dear Mother Earth,
Please forgive me.
Sincerely,
Mel

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