the MONTH OF MEL: the list and a limerick

The MONTH OF MEL just got a little more interesting…

My friend Lee (aka Stinkydog) who will be birthin’ a baby any minute now, decided to add to the MONTH OF MEL to do list. Now it’s officially game on.

Here was the list before Lee:

  • Video me singing Duran Duran’s Rio (very dangerous)
  • Hot pink or purple streak in my hair
  • Video of me Zumbaing (Thanks, Ayla–seriously)
  • A short story including some online friends (The Romance Divas)
  • Mel in a prom dress
  • Something involving a clown (I want to know if “murdering the clown” counts as something)

And here are Lee’s additions:

  • go to dim sum and try the chicken feet. (can I just say EW? and really? People eat those? ON FREAKING PURPOSE???)
  • fly a kite
  • buy a cool vintage dress on ebay. (this has been amended because I don’t use ebay anymore thanks to an online hacker)
  • make a music video to your favorite current song–post it on youtube. (I was going to say “make a dance video,” but I believe the zumba may already cover it??)
  • write a short story using my dogs and your dogs as the main characters.
  • carry a digital camera with you at all times and take a picture anytime you see two people kissing.
  • go to a bar you would normally never go to. (like there is such a thing)
  • make me a work of art using only crayons.
  • wear Red every single day for a week.
  • recreate your favorite scene from a movie and take a picture of it for us

Because most of these things take a little prep time, I will start working on my to do list tomorrow. I can’t promise a pic/video everyday, but I do promise to do my best.

And because this is the MONTH OF MEL we should have a MEL POST so I give you a MEL LIMERICK

There once was the MONTH OF MEL
the celebration started off quite well
until she slipped with a meat cleaver
and gave herself a fever
and the only cure was more COWBELL!

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