Where have I been today? Getting my awesome hair done by my awesome hair chick. And boy is she awesome. The way my hair was looking, I thought I was going to have to be this week’s featured Hot Mess.

Not anymore. I’m just plain hot now.

Anyway, I know you’ve been waiting on the edge of your seats for this week’s Hot Mess Friday. Let me put you out of your misery…
Hulk Hogan cheated on his wife with a close friend of his daughter. The “good news” here is that the woman is 33 years old…not 19. So, lest y’all think he’s robbing the cradle…

This boggles my mind. He’s 54 years old, has bleach blond hair and a Ringmaster mustache. I’m not sure if Hulk is the hot mess of if the girl sleeping with him is…who knows? Am I the only one surprised he had an option other than his wife?