If I lived in Whatifville, I would be in San Francisco, at the literacy signing hanging with my pals, Marley Gibson, Gena Showalter, Jill Monroe, Roxanne St. Clair…

And I’d be hanging with my other pals…Louisa, Kristen, Gina, Jen, Nic, Kate, Kwana… Sigh.

But no. I don’t live in Whatifville. I live in Arkansas. Little Rock freaking Arkansas. And I’m not in San Francisco…but I’m getting hourly updates from my pals…while I’m watching Project Runway and Shear Genius.

I’ve got it good.