Sockmonkey and I made it to Florida with barely an incident.

Sure, I had one guy cut in front of me this morning as I was checking in. Then he had the balls to turn around and give me a look and I said, “You must be in such a hurry your forgot your manners. I forgive you.” Then I checked in and still finished before he did.

Maria picked me up and we immediately headed to find something to nosh on. She took me to the Red Elephant where I enjoyed a 22 oz beer, a salad and some artichoke dip. Yes, I made a glutton out of myself, so sue me.

We have pedicures scheduled for 5:00 today. Perfect timing since I stubbed my toe this morning and pulled half my big toenail off. Yum.

Tomorrow, Fay is supposed to come roaring in, but that’s okay, cuz we’re headed west and daring that bitch to catch us if she can. We’re picking Louisa up in Pensacola, headed to lunch, then digging in for some major CP work. I can’t wait.