This plus coffee makes me a happy girl in the morning.

My husband? Not so much today. I wish I could mix him with some peppermint mocha and make him awesome flavored. Right now he’s annoying flavored.

I think he just enjoys irritating me in the mornings. Actually, I think he enjoys irritating everyone in the family. It’s like he wakes up thinking “What is the one thing I can do to each of the members of the family in the next five minutes that will make them want to stab me in the eye.” And then he does whatever thing his warped brain thinks of.

He better be glad I don’t have a sharp utensil in my hand or else I would totally stab him in the eye.