Dear Ian, I mean, Nemo,

You don’t look like this anymore

or this:

or this:

or even this:

But you’ll always be my baby. I can’t believe you’re 15 years old today. First of all, I’m way too young, and way too hot to be the mother of a 15 year old child. Secondly, what happened to the tee-tiny little baby, whose butt was so small it fit in the palm of my hand?

I’m so proud of the man you’re becoming (even though your grades still need some work.) (You knew I had to mention your grades, right?)

You know I how much I love you when I’m willing to give up a day in the MONTH OF MEL! just for you!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s