Not that I would know…(cough) but I’ve seen some of these things in action…

This was forwarded to me. I tweaked them a little and reposted here. It’s Friday night and I’m quite sure some of y’all will be partying hard tonight…just read these and remember. 🙂

12 ways to know we’ve had to much to drink:

1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is or if we even brought one with us.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms flailing overhead and wiggling our “boo-tays” while yelling WHOOHOO is the sexiest dance move EVER.
3. We suddenly need to kick someone’s ass. Especially the big bitch with the big hair and the brass knuckles who gave our date the “come hither” stare. We also think we can kill that bitch without breaking a sweat.
4. During our last pee break, we notice that image in the mirror resembles a homeless hooker. We’re no longer the sex-pot goddesses we were when we left the house.
5. We burst into tears and start spouting our undying love to everyone in the bar.
6. Every time a new song is played, we jump up and down and exclaim, “Oh my God! It’s my favorite song, ever!”
7. We’ve found a deeper side to the geek sitting next to us.
8. We’ve suddenly taken up smoking and gotten really good at it. Look! A smoke ring!
9. We yell at the bartender for cheating us by just giving us lemonade. Sadly, it’s that we can no longer taste the gin.
10. We think we’re in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor.
11. We fail to notice the toilet lid is down when we sit on it.
12. We take our shoes off because it’s their damn fault we’re having problems walking.