That’s right, my little Piggies clinched the SEC West title today! Now they’ll play Florida Gators in the championship game.
As I said to my friend Marley, we’ll give the Gators some sweet pork ass to chomp on…that’s all they’re gonna see as the great #5 carries that ball all the way to Victory Street!
Woo Pig Sooie!
Now, on another note entirely:
DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, SUBJECT YOURSELF TO THE MOVIE (not so) HAPPY FEET. Unless of course you like a movie that is slow on the uptake, full of clichés, and tries too hard to teach too many lessons. If I could give this movie a negative rating, I would.
And when I’m talking about clichés, I mean BAD ones. Like having Latino Penguins who are slapped and told to go back to their side of the world where they belong. Yeah. Great message there.
The only good thing about the movie is the music and the occasional laugh out loud joke by Robin Williams. That’s it.
I want those two hours back. I’d rather eat toenails than go through that again.
Painful.
Oh. So. Painful.
Not so happy.
Bitchin' Fiction: Musings by author Melissa McKenzie / Melissa Francis 
Um. Why did you go see Happy Feet to begin with? That really doesn’t strike me as your kind of movie.
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Well, I have no choice but to go and see it. My youngest witchling wants to see sooo badly.
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K–it was a birthday party and I took Rader and the mom is a friend of mine and she invited me to stay…and it did have promise. I thought. Ugh. The things you do for your kids…Tempest, if I could do it over again, I’d drop the kid off and walk across the hall to see Borat. Or just stick a fork in my eye–which would’ve been much more entertaining and much less painful.
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You know… I suspected this would be the case based on the trailer… but it sounds even worse than I thought it would be.I can’t believe they’d perpetuate racial stereotypes like that in a movie for kids… And MAKE A JOKE OF IT??? That’s appalling. Plus, ah, aren’t all those antarctic penguins from well, Antarctica?
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SOOIE! Go HOGS, GO! LOL
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My kids want to go in the WORST way!! I guess I’m going to have to suffer through it.But , I don’t have to pay, I won tickets plus concession food, so maybe FREE is a good price to pay for Unhappy feet/???
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