Seriously. Get a job. Quit violating people and making them feel vulnerable by stealing from them.
So, Fishdog’s wallet was stolen. It was in his soccer bag with about $200 worth of soccer gear, mind you. He left the bag in the van as he has done countless times before and forgot his wallet was in there. In the middle of the night Sunday (hello! shouldn’t there be some law against stealing on the Lord’s day?), some asshole decided to pilfer it. And that same asshole has been traipsing across central Arkansas using it at every gas station and Wal-Mart he can find.
Anyway, things could be worse. We’ve taken care of all the details and now we just hope he gets busted. That would make my day.