Seriously, it’s a little frightening what words will bring the search engines to my blog:

• freeballing: poor Rader. He’s been immortalized on my blog. Well, at least he’ll have something to talk about in therapy.
• cnbc melissa francis: Humph.
• milf little rock: not yet. but I’m a MILF-in-training.
• billy ray cyrus oldest son: huh?
• chuck norris kills more people than cancer: And he can’t stop D-Mac either
• naughty blues clues: one of my all time favorite confessions.
• little rock teacher book author howard stern: Um. I have no idea…
• lottery math: in which I fantasize about winning the powerball.
• maria geraci: my bff brings me readers.
• lick nipple: again, poor rader.
• no dirty bitches: Oh, there are some dirty bitches here. I promise.
• dog lick nipple: not on this blog, buddy.
• how to get rid of puffy eyes after you cried and slept: no idea. have you tried cucumber slices?

I’ve been up and at it since 6:15 this morning. I’m doing a 2nd round of revisions, changing up a storyline and adding a couple of scenes. Bite Me! is gonna rock your socks when it’s done.