I just bought a book from Ellora’s Cave…written by a really hot friend of mine who happens to be a writer.

Go forth and buy Lillian Feisty’s newest release: I LOVE LACY

TRUE OR FALSE:

1. I once performed at drag queen karaoke with Feisty.
2. She was with me when I had my nose pierced.
3. Her favorite karaoke song is I TOUCH MYSELF by the Divinyls
4. She loves her nipples.
5. She loves all nipples.
6. Feisty often saves me from dying of eternal boredom during carpool by texting me dirty messages.
7. She owns a personal Ms. Pac Man video game machine.
8. Her favorite toy is her “personal massager.”
9. She is addicted to tattoos.
10. She will be with me when I get my first tattoo.
11. She will put her hand under the towel.
12. Feisty would run off with Fishdog tomorrow.
13. Feisty’s favorite word is cuntmonkey.
14. Feisty is the creator of all things good and evil.
15. These are Feisty’s tits:

so tell me, what is true and what is false?