Dear Mother Nature,

Just two days ago, I was wearing shorts. It was nearing 80 degrees. The daffodils had poked through the ground and the forsythias had bloomed.

So, imagine my surprise when I woke up to an inch of snow. And it’s still coming!

Not that I don’t like snow…I do. But seriously, if you’re gonna bring it, bring it like there’s no tomorrow. I mean, 45 mins away, they got 10 inches overnight. You’re just teasing us with the snow you’re allowing to fall in Little Rock. The schools haven’t even closed yet, and they usually close when the weatherman mentions the word snow.

Anyway, I appreciate your snow thoughts, but I’d rather see some real effort. And you better get with it PDQ because I’m leaving in 25 minutes to take the kids to school. I better not get home only to have to turn right back around because you finally decided to bring it the right way.

Snowingly yours,
-Mel