I pretend this song was written for me:

Chorus: Low by Flo Rida

Shawty had them Apple Bottom Jeans [Jeans]
Boots with the fur [With the fur]
The whole club was lookin at her
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

Them baggy sweat pants
And the Reeboks with the straps [With the straps]
She turned around and gave that big booty a smack [Ayy]
She hit the flo [She hit the flo]
Next thing you know
Shawty got low low low low low low low low

I will also admit to giving my ‘big booty a smack’ when this song was played at the club in Boston.

Oh. And I got low, low, low, low, low, low, low, low.