How Fishdog and I coexist.

right now, he’s watching a movie that is driving me nucking futs. THE LADIES MAN with Jerry Lewis. Yes, Jerry Lewis. If it were THE LADIES MAN, the Tim Meadows movie, I’d probably watch with him…but no, it’s Jerry Freaking Lewis.

The man drives me batty. Fucktackularly batty.

Unfortunately, we’re like this a lot when it comes to movies. He likes Zatôichi and other kung fu and old black and movies that break out into song in the middle of dialogue. He likes stupid old war movies that I’d rather eat a lightbulb than watch.

It’s kind of endearing. Sometimes. But right now, with Jerry Lewis’s whiny voice in the background, it is NOT endearing. At. All.