My senior year, the big thing was to shred or tear holes in your jeans and bleach the crap out of them. We did it. We wore them everywhere. And frankly, I’d probably wear them now (minus the bleaching)

But this sagging thing it just makes no sense to me.

The other day I saw a group of kids walking through my neighborhood. One kid’s pants fell to his ankles 3 times while walking. Now I’m aware that we’re pretty much already seeing your underwear when you have your pants buckled below your ass, but come on. Doesn’t it bother you at all when your pants fall down?????

It’s funny to watch these guys try to walk when they’re wearing these pants 10 sizes too big and they can’t even keep them buckled below their ass. They try to strut, but they have to keep their knees closed together as they walk, so they kinda look like they’re having a seizure as they mosey down the street.

I am curious, are there any women (or men) out there who find this sexy? What is so appealing about it? Am I alone in the fact that I JUST DON’T FREAKING UNDERSTAND????

I swore when I had kids I would not stop them from experimenting with their looks. They could dye their hair, pierce their ears, tongues, nose…whatever. They could wear skirts or parachute pants if they wanted. And I stand by that…except for this sagging thing. I have all but mandated that the pants have to be around the waist, period. I am trying not to make a big deal out of it, because as soon as you deny a kids something, that’s what they must do immediately.

Anyway, somebody please tell me what is so appealing about this fashion nightmare. I’d really like to understand.