I have searched the interwebs high and low for a FLAMINGO PEZ DISPENSER and it cannot. be. found.
Apparently several of my
slaves, minions, fans, stalkers friends searched high and low as well. Nothing.
You can’t tell me that my Holy Grail doesn’t exist! You can’t be serious.
They belong together. I will not rest until I am holding a Flamingo Pez dispenser in my hands.
Dear Pez People at Pez.com,
It has come to my attention that you don’t have a Flamingo Pez dispenser and that possibly you never have. Dudes! What gives?
It’s Flamingos! and Pez! They belong together like Salt -n- Pepa, Bogie and Bacall, Love and Boat, Mel and Awesome!
Please, rectify this horrible situation and make a Flamingo Pez Dispenser. They will fly off the shelves. I know, because I will probably buy them all.
Flamingos and Pez belong together. Let’s make this right.
Yours in Pez,