If you’re reading this on FB, click here to see the video. It’s worth it.
This is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a long, damn time.
Best quote: “She acts like she’s the queen and we’re the sorry people.”
Next best quote: “No! I keep losing at deals and I ain’t making them anymore!”
okay and honestly, how could you not love a boy who says: “She’s gonna try to stop me, but she can’t run in those high heels.”
I heart this kid and want him as my own. C’mon son, you can have bacon at my house any time.
Bitchin' Fiction: Musings by author Melissa McKenzie / Melissa Francis 