It’s been a while since I’ve done a stat blog. It’s amazing what terms people search for that lead them here.

BTW: we do not discriminate here at Mel-O-Drama. No matter how weird your search terms are, no matter how perverted you may be, you’re welcome here as long as you play well with others. Just be warned, your search terms are totally fair game as a blog topic.

As usual, CNBC’s Melissa Francis’s legs & Naked Melissa Francis have been a hot item. (BTW, she emailed me one day this past summer saying she’s happy to mooch off my attention and maybe I could post some photoshopped pics of her head on Meghan Fox’s body. I promised to do so if she she would get me some face time on her show to pimp my book…I’m still waiting for my invite. LOL)

There’s been a lot of BITE ME! and LOVE SUCKS! activity, for which I thank you. (LOVE SUCKS! will be out July 2010) BITE ME! is still on the shelves so get out there and buy your (minimum) 2 copies!

I’ve had some Shirley Q. Liquor searches. People love her Razorback fight song!

Lots of piercing, tattoo, and cleavage searches.

And then come the weird ones:

• Teach my ass Melissa (srsly, is this from some kind of porn? I’ve got to find it, because I’m still getting multiple hits a week for that)
• Bunco MILF (Maria, this could be a new genre! Erotic Bunco Babes!) Also in the MILF dept: My son’s friends MILF, seducing a MILF, MILF Melissa (thanks!) & bitchin’ MILF
• Superhero having a shag (This is one of my faves and I’m now contemplating a new blog just for that)
• Reptile Sex (Sadly, I did blog about this once)
• Spy Voyeurs

and my personal favorite of all of them:

• GIRLS HUMPING THEIR PILLOWS PICS OR STORIES (this one is from Auckland New Zealand…Nolen, is that you?)

Now, once folks find their way to my blog, they sometimes use my search bar to find specific subjects that I’ve blogged about. Here’s the most recent list

• DENTON MCDONALD: someone is very interested in my high school boyfriend. Denton, you’re getting searched from all over the states. Are you in some kind of trouble, my dear?
• DAVID: well, I’ve discussed David Beckham, David Blaine, & Harry and David cherries. Were you looking for someone in particular?
• Tom Keifer: Ahhhh. someone else loves Cinderella just like me
• Scooby Doo Blanket: I was totally cute wrapped up in that blanket. It was cold that day!

and finally…the cherry on top of all the searches:

• spider biting vagina

Excuse me? I trust you did NOT find what you were looking for when you searched my blog? *shudder*