Things I like (in no particular order):

• Pedicures
• Fan mail (which I’ve been getting quite a bit lately! Thank you!)
• Fun surprises
• A clean house
• Having my kids home
• My awesome friends
• Cheese
• Pitch Black Diet Mountain Dew (who knew?)
• All the fur-babies in my life
• Weekends at the lake
• Sparkles
• El Jefe

Things I could do without forever:

• The current state of my toes
• Anonymous messages (ps: there’s this nifty thing called BLOCK and I’m really good at that.)
• The current state of my house! Holy Dust Bunnies and dirty dishes.
• Feeding my kids! Damn those boys can eat.
• The constantly barking dog in my backyard that doesn’t belong to me.
• Having no sodas in the fridge when I want one!

Looks like the good outweighs the bad today, so LET’S ALL GO TO THE MALL! Sparkle on, my friends. Sparkle on.