I made good foods last night. Bacon-wrapped Rosemary Chicken and roasted potatoes with wilted garlic spinach. I would have gotten marked down for the plating, but as for the taste, I might have even pleased Chef Ramsey. Maybe.

And then it put me in a coma. I’m not exactly sure what time I started dozing on the couch, but it was early. I’m sure I was mouth-breathing and drooling into Lake Melf when El Jefe woke me up and suggested I make the bed my new home.

The weekend is here y’all. Get your Sparkle On. I had to fight off a couple of Twi-hards but I finally managed to kill a sparkle-pire and gain my sparkle back. I hope you’re wearing your shades today…because I’m shining bright!