I didn’t have a great day yesterday and I felt like crap. So today, I want all the nice. All of it.

And I think if I could have some of the surprises that would make me smile, that would be good, too. I don’t want all of the surprises. Just some of them.

Here is a list of some of the surprises that would make me smile:

• Matt Damon
• Matt Damon cleaning my house.
• Flowers delivered by Matt Damon.
• A new car–driven by Matt Damon
  
• Wine Wednesday on a Tuesday in Matt Damon’s hot tub.
• The restraining order Matt Damon has on me to be lifted
• A winning lottery ticket. (bought for me by Matt Damon.)

Of course, these are mere suggestions. Any of the nice that you bestow on me will be appreciated and any surprise that is nice will be welcome. Matt Damon is just an added bonus of awesome.