
Is it just me, or is Jack a big fat titty-baby? I mean, Dr. Doom in all his glory whining and crying about how this can’t happen and that won’t happen.
HELLOOOOOO.
Jack, take a look around ya, big boy. You’re on an island, in the middle of nowhere that is being guarded by a monster. There are “OTHERS” on the island. There is a man living in an underground vault full of food, water, electricity…and you are still in the world of “Jack’s Reality.” Cry me a river.
Dude. You need to take a pill and jump up on the turnip truck. And for God’s sake, PUSH THE GD BUTTON, ALREADY!
Now, onto my favorite bad boy and his little situation.
Whoa. Didn’t see that coming. Chickie-poo whooped his ass. Maybe she’ll whoop up on old Jackie and turn him into a man.
Jack needs to take a few lessons from someone, that’s for sure. And in the meantime, someone should just shut him the f*ck up.
The show was awesome, I will admit. Despite the fact I wanted to mute it half the time Jaqueline was on the screen.