teleporting has its rewards

Sure, teleporting is tough. It can really beat up a body, you know? But no matter how tired and beaten up I am, I always manage to come away with a good story. And pictures.

Like being able to stalk Bobbleheaded Darth while I was at the RWA Conference…

Yes, I have pictures:
Pic 1: Bobbleheaded Darth battles the Risotto. It was an ugly fight, but Bobbleheaded Darth comes out on top.
Pic 2: Bobbleheaded Darth cozies up to Robin Rotham. and really who wouldn’t? But we find out later that Bobbleheaded Darth has an alterior motive…
Pic 3: Bobblehaed Darth wants Robins boots. It was a valiant battle…but Bobbleheaded Darth had to admit defeat (or would that be de feet?)

Pic 4: Even though Bobbleheaded Darth was not registered at the conference, he still took advantage of the goody room. Of course, he’s the Dark Lord. He doesn’t have to register at the conference. You should be grateful he didn’t blow the conference up with his awesome Death Star.

So there you have it. More tales of teleporting…Stayed tuned for one more post…that’s right, I saved the best for last! Coming up…Who’s Tits are These: San Francisco Style…