this is a test…

Okay, to follow Louisa’s lead, I’ve decided to offer a test to see if you can be my friend. Some of you may not pass, and for that, I’m truly sorry. Just know that I loved you once.

Of course, my test isn’t nearly as classy as Louisa’s. Mine is more like the idiots guide to pop culture.

Choose one on each

  1. The Family Guy reruns or new American Dad episodes?
  2. Harry Potter or the Chronicles of Narnia (books)?
  3. Dark beer or Light Beer?
  4. Taquería or TexMex?
  5. Titanic or Poseidon?
  6. Ben Affleck or Matt Damon?

grocery store conversations

Manboy: I wants me some turkey.

Group: You said you was a vegetarian.

Manboy: I am. I don’t eat fried chicken.

On the way out to my car two fratboys get out of their SUV deep into their conversation.

Fratboy1: Dude. She did the inverted splits.

Fratboy2: No effin’ way. (he said effin’)

Fratboy1: Totally. Inverted. Splits. Man the things I did to her that night. And she was upside down!

Fratboy2: Like a circus freak. Dude, you’re the master.