Okay, I can’t help myself. Here are the latest searches that brought a few unsuspecting folks to my blog:

• melissa francis: Not me, i’m sure. Wonder how she’s gonna feel when people start googling her looking for me and my awesome books?
• youngest nipples: nipple licking yes, we have that at my blog. youngest nipples? not so much.
• fannys with big things up them: Um. Big fanny. Yes. Things up my big fanny? No. But thanks for stopping by.
• drama preparation: there is no real preparation for our drama. It just happens and you either get an encore or you get booed to your room.
• melissa francis husband: I know they want the reporter here…but I am still curious as to WHAT they want to know about her hubby. Maybe I’ll google it…
• melissa francis hot: Yes. yes. I know. Thanks.
• my hanes her way: hmmmm.
• what to do on spare time: When you figure that out, let me know, mkay?
• mel francis blog: Yeah! Looking for ME!
• 70s ranch houses massachusetts: never lived in Massachusetts, but I have almost always lived in 70s ranch style
• camel clutch: Huh. Camel toe I would expect. Camel clutch? Is that a purse? or a wrasslin’ hold?