Why is she randy? Because she is, in fact, in HEAT.

This is me calling the Humane Society:

Me: Um hi. I took home “Shelby” (now known as Ginger) two weeks ago.
HS: Oh yes ma’am! She was such a pretty little thing how’s she doing?
Me: Well, she’s looking to do one of the feral cats in the neighborhood. She’s in heat.
HS: [long stretch of silence] Oh. Um. Yeah. I’m sorry about that.
Me: Spayed cats aren’t supposed to be in heat.
HS: Yes ma’am.
Me: Dr. Bart has offered to spay her for us if you’ll allow him to fax you the paperwork so I won’t have to pay again.
HS: That’ll be fine. Thanks for calling.

Why is she randy? Because she is, in fact, in HEAT.

This is me calling the Humane Society:

Me: Um hi. I took home “Shelby” (now known as Ginger) two weeks ago.
HS: Oh yes ma’am! She was such a pretty little thing how’s she doing?
Me: Well, she’s looking to do one of the feral cats in the neighborhood. She’s in heat.
HS: [long stretch of silence] Oh. Um. Yeah. I’m sorry about that.
Me: Spayed cats aren’t supposed to be in heat.
HS: Yes ma’am.
Me: Dr. Bart has offered to spay her for us if you’ll allow him to fax you the paperwork so I won’t have to pay again.
HS: That’ll be fine. Thanks for calling.

So, recently I told you about bringing new family member into our fold. Ginger and Hector are now getting on like BFFs…

I wish I could say the same thing about Ginger and Pete. Charlie could care less. But, I’m pretty sure when Pete sees Ginger he thinks “Squirrel!”

And when Ginger sees Pete, she thinks, “Oh, shit!”

Ginger when Pete is outside:ahh. life is good. I’m just hanging out amongst the shoes being pretty. I’m so pretty. So very pretty…

Ginger when Pete is inside:

What the hell is wrong with you people? Can’t you see it’s gonna eat me! I’m not a squirrel!

We’re working on it…

Oh, and we think she’s in heat now. Funny cuz we adopted her from the Humane Society and they promised us she had been spade. However, this constant cooing and chirping with her butt in the air is telling us a different story….

So, recently I told you about bringing new family member into our fold. Ginger and Hector are now getting on like BFFs…

I wish I could say the same thing about Ginger and Pete. Charlie could care less. But, I’m pretty sure when Pete sees Ginger he thinks “Squirrel!”

And when Ginger sees Pete, she thinks, “Oh, shit!”

Ginger when Pete is outside:ahh. life is good. I’m just hanging out amongst the shoes being pretty. I’m so pretty. So very pretty…

Ginger when Pete is inside:

What the hell is wrong with you people? Can’t you see it’s gonna eat me! I’m not a squirrel!

We’re working on it…

Oh, and we think she’s in heat now. Funny cuz we adopted her from the Humane Society and they promised us she had been spade. However, this constant cooing and chirping with her butt in the air is telling us a different story….

Over the past few years, I’ve really developed a love for working in the garden. But this year, I grew lazy. It was too hot and we weren’t gonna spend the cash on our water bill. But, the hard work I put into the past few years paid off this year, as my roses, lantana, and hybiscus flourished, even in the drought.

So, I’ve been quite proud of my green thumb, despite my laziness this summer.

One thing that I’m really proud of though, has been the fact that I can grow things I didn’t plant. Check this out…I’m growing corn.

I didn’t plant corn–yet it’s growing. I’m a damn fine gardener. Damn fine.

Over the past few years, I’ve really developed a love for working in the garden. But this year, I grew lazy. It was too hot and we weren’t gonna spend the cash on our water bill. But, the hard work I put into the past few years paid off this year, as my roses, lantana, and hybiscus flourished, even in the drought.

So, I’ve been quite proud of my green thumb, despite my laziness this summer.

One thing that I’m really proud of though, has been the fact that I can grow things I didn’t plant. Check this out…I’m growing corn.

I didn’t plant corn–yet it’s growing. I’m a damn fine gardener. Damn fine.

I’ve been doing a lot of lottery math lately.

You know, the math that involves how much money you’re gonna win when you hit the powerball? Lottery math is a fun, if sometimes disappointing, daydream.

Right now, since our office pool didn’t win the 113 M last Saturday or the 137M last night, we’re for sure we’re gonna win the 157M this Saturday. Vick promised me he’d put the magic mojo on the tickets, so now I know it’s a done deal.

Now, since Fishdog and I are both putting our money in, that means after our group wins (and of course, we’re the only group that will win) and after taxes, the Fishdog and I will be sitting pretty on about 3 mil each.

Awesome.

First things first: Quit Job and pay off bills. Next, install heated pool and hire pool boy. Next, make sure college funds are set. Finally, live off interest with very smart investments and do lots of traveling.

I can’t wait until Saturday. If you don’t see me for a while after this weekend it’s because I’m a jetsetting millionaire babe and I can’t be bothered with the little people. Or maybe I’ll just hire someone to do my blogging for me. That’s it. My pool boy will also be my Blog boy.

Awesome.

I’ve been doing a lot of lottery math lately.

You know, the math that involves how much money you’re gonna win when you hit the powerball? Lottery math is a fun, if sometimes disappointing, daydream.

Right now, since our office pool didn’t win the 113 M last Saturday or the 137M last night, we’re for sure we’re gonna win the 157M this Saturday. Vick promised me he’d put the magic mojo on the tickets, so now I know it’s a done deal.

Now, since Fishdog and I are both putting our money in, that means after our group wins (and of course, we’re the only group that will win) and after taxes, the Fishdog and I will be sitting pretty on about 3 mil each.

Awesome.

First things first: Quit Job and pay off bills. Next, install heated pool and hire pool boy. Next, make sure college funds are set. Finally, live off interest with very smart investments and do lots of traveling.

I can’t wait until Saturday. If you don’t see me for a while after this weekend it’s because I’m a jetsetting millionaire babe and I can’t be bothered with the little people. Or maybe I’ll just hire someone to do my blogging for me. That’s it. My pool boy will also be my Blog boy.

Awesome.

Rock Star Super-formerly-known-as-Nova just made a big mistake.

They chose Lukas.

Of the top four, he was my 4th choice. (yeah yeah, I know. This is subjective. Blah, blah, blah. This is also my blog so shut it!)

I knew they’d send Magni home. Magni wasn’t right for the band. In the end, I really liked Magni…he just wasn’t a fit.

When they sent Toby home, I had a mini-stroke. He should’ve won. But fine. I could live with it because in my heart I knew Dilana was more talented, consistent and all around better than Lukas and that they would choose her.

I guess Super-formerly-known-as-Nova had too much to drink before the show cuz they didn’t see things the right way. They chose Lukas of the Lipstick.

Now, I’m all for a guy wearing make up. Frankly, I find it sexy as hell. I mean, take a look at Billie Joe from Green Day. He’s hot…and he wears make up. But I have to draw a line at the glittery lip gloss.

Frankly, Super-formerly-known-as-Nova should’ve said, “Lukas, dude, you butcher about half the songs you sing, and yes, you try real hard to look the part, but frankly, you wear too much My Pretty Pony Lip Gloss.”

I’m disappointed. Rockstar INXS was much better. I won’t be buying this album…and that’s another disappoinment because I LURVE Gilby Clarke and Jason Newsted. I used to LURVE Tommy a long time ago…Pre-Pamela. Now, eh…not so much.

Anyway, this installment of Rockstar: SuperNoName was pretty dissatisfying. Now, I’ll move on…

Rock Star Super-formerly-known-as-Nova just made a big mistake.

They chose Lukas.

Of the top four, he was my 4th choice. (yeah yeah, I know. This is subjective. Blah, blah, blah. This is also my blog so shut it!)

I knew they’d send Magni home. Magni wasn’t right for the band. In the end, I really liked Magni…he just wasn’t a fit.

When they sent Toby home, I had a mini-stroke. He should’ve won. But fine. I could live with it because in my heart I knew Dilana was more talented, consistent and all around better than Lukas and that they would choose her.

I guess Super-formerly-known-as-Nova had too much to drink before the show cuz they didn’t see things the right way. They chose Lukas of the Lipstick.

Now, I’m all for a guy wearing make up. Frankly, I find it sexy as hell. I mean, take a look at Billie Joe from Green Day. He’s hot…and he wears make up. But I have to draw a line at the glittery lip gloss.

Frankly, Super-formerly-known-as-Nova should’ve said, “Lukas, dude, you butcher about half the songs you sing, and yes, you try real hard to look the part, but frankly, you wear too much My Pretty Pony Lip Gloss.”

I’m disappointed. Rockstar INXS was much better. I won’t be buying this album…and that’s another disappoinment because I LURVE Gilby Clarke and Jason Newsted. I used to LURVE Tommy a long time ago…Pre-Pamela. Now, eh…not so much.

Anyway, this installment of Rockstar: SuperNoName was pretty dissatisfying. Now, I’ll move on…