Is it just me, or is Jack a big fat titty-baby? I mean, Dr. Doom in all his glory whining and crying about how this can’t happen and that won’t happen.
HELLOOOOOO.
Jack, take a look around ya, big boy. You’re on an island, in the middle of nowhere that is being guarded by a monster. There are “OTHERS” on the island. There is a man living in an underground vault full of food, water, electricity…and you are still in the world of “Jack’s Reality.” Cry me a river.
Dude. You need to take a pill and jump up on the turnip truck. And for God’s sake, PUSH THE GD BUTTON, ALREADY!
Now, onto my favorite bad boy and his little situation.
Whoa. Didn’t see that coming. Chickie-poo whooped his ass. Maybe she’ll whoop up on old Jackie and turn him into a man.
Jack needs to take a few lessons from someone, that’s for sure. And in the meantime, someone should just shut him the f*ck up.
The show was awesome, I will admit. Despite the fact I wanted to mute it half the time Jaqueline was on the screen.
Bitchin' Fiction: Musings by author Melissa McKenzie / Melissa Francis 
The show was awesome last night! I agree that Jack was so over the top, but what I loved the most was seeing Locke dropped down a peg or two with insecurity. I was in the bathroom with the little ones when Ana Lucia kicked butt, but I heard my DH yell out “WHAT! She’s one of them!”When Hurley found the food I thought I laughed out loud, but next week is going to get ugly if they really are going to keep the food a secret. PLUS! Did you see the previews? Jin speaking English!!!I LOVE this show!Colleen
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I have a question…Why hasn’t his hair grown out? I mean, it was wicked short like this when they crashed and it’s been a while, but it’s still Marine-short? Wouldn’t it have grown out a little by now?I know…I’m a pain in the @ss. *eg*
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Sage comments as always, Mel. Come one, Jacqueline, put on your Big Boy panties and grow the F up. There is only so much poor Jack that we should have to take. But, honestly, I would have loved to see what happened if Jack didn’t push the button. Maybe it is all a big science experiment gone awry…
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Colleen! I KNEW Jin could speak English! I KNEW IT. I’m so smart.Marley, you are such a PITA. How is it that I put up with you at all? They are on an ENCHANTED ISLAND. duh. Their hair doesn’t grow, they always have a 5 o’clock shadow and poor Hurley can’t drop an ounce. That island is the debil.A.E.–I’m wondering if it isn’t something along the lines of what you suggest…a big fat science project that took on a life of its own. Literally.Time will tell. Until then, I’m going to mail Jackie a couple of pairs of Hanes Her Way. Maybe her panties are in a wad and that’s what’s wrong with her.
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OK, I will have to be lone dissenter here. But I really really wanted to see what would happen if NO ONE hit the damn button, so I was actually rooting for Jack. I want to see something happen on this show! Don’t get me wrong, I love the suspense. But I want to see answers to a few questions instead of each show generating more and more questions. But of course the show doesn’t work that way.So it was totally predicatable (yawn) that Jack would lose out his argument and that Locke would win, and now someone has to hit the button every 108 minutes. I only wish I could be on “button watch”. Oops!
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It wasn’t about the button as much as it was about Jack being an idiot-pansy-whiner. This “voice of reason” makes not sense when there is NOTHING REASONABLE ABOUT THE WHOLE DAMN ISLAND.
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I’m with you, Mel. Jack annoys me to the point of distraction. But I was still on his side…I didn’t want them to push the button either *g*And I just knew Jin spoke English…I knew it!Sigh..I love this show too…I’m so incredibly addicted….It’s just as bizarre as Twin Peaks, too
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I would’ve felt differently about Jack if he would’ve grown a pair and just said, “No.”but, no. He’s still waiting on his testicles to drop. Sure, I wanted to see what would happen if they just DIDN’T push the button…but the fact is, we knew Jack would push the button because he’s not man enough to say no. If it had been Sawyer…well, we’d have a whole ‘nother show then, wouldn’t we.Man up, Jaqueline.(glad you stopped by, Jaci. Pop in again!)
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Mel, You rock! Jack is a bit whiny but you can’t go calling him a girl quite yet. You need to wait until next show so we can listen to him nag at everybody for an hour! Then we can officially call him a girl:)Corrina
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Okay,so it sounds like a lot has happened already. Gotta admit that I love Locke, even when he’s out there, and Sawyer — of course }:)
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