This shit only happens to me.
Tonight, I’m getting ready to retire to the bedroom. As always, I walk to the boys’ rooms and kiss them on the forehead and turn off every light in the known universe. Then, I come back to the living room, grab the cordless phone and my drink and head toward my bedroom.
I get into the kitchen, stop to turn off the lights and when I do, the cordless phone flips out of my hand and smack dab into the trashcan. Hahahaha, I think. That was funny. I couldn’t have done that if I’d’ve planned it. (I’d’ve is the best contraction ever, btw)
Well, I reach into the can (which appeared empty) and pull out the phone–THE CHEESECAKE covered phone.
Oh yes. Cheesecake AND whip cream.
DISGUSTING.
Who does this? Who the hell else would this happen to?
Bitchin' Fiction: Musings by author Melissa McKenzie / Melissa Francis 
LOL!You mean there was leftover cheesecake (enough to toss out)???Please don’t tell me it was the cheesecake we bought at the The Cheesecake Factory in Atlanta? Dear God, no…
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Um… I’ve had things like that happen to me. It’s never fun, never pretty. But, usually there’s not enough cheesecake to have that kind of accident. THAT’s was so bizarre…
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LOL Mel,Things like that happen to me on occasion 😉
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Only in your house, Mel, would there be cheesecake in the garbage can. So yes, I guess this kind of thing could ONLY happen to you! LOL!!!
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Hey, better a cheesecake covered phone in a trash can than a 3 yr old screaming because his fav. toy fell into the toity before he had a chance to flush. Super Mom (gag) had to “fish” it out. I’ll take Cheese cake ANYTIME!!!
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Oh yes, Michele. We’ve had our share of toity toys before. But my kids are old enough now that doesn’t happen anymore…at least, not on accident. We do have the occasionaly “toy in the toilet” because my brother pissed me off issue.They can get their own damn toys then.
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AHHAAHAHA!!!!!
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