I’m sure many of you have been to sites like Mullets Galore or Rate My Mullet and laughed your non-mullet wearing ass off at the pictures. Many of us laugh because we once broke the cardinal rule and wore a mullet ourselves. (Yes, I had a mullet. I was in Jr. High. I thought it was cool. I was wrong.)
So, today, the fam and I are in Wal-Mart (hmmm, mullet, walmart, Mississippi–y’all are all shocked aren’t ya) buying up the colored christmas lights in hopes to rival The Griswalds this year. We have a basket full of goodies and we decide to go to the toy section when all of a sudden, this man is in front of me.
And my mouth drops open.
I’m staring.
Disbelief is coursing through me.
Did he mean to do that with his hair? Did his clippers give out on him mid haircut? Should I show him where the clippers are? What color is that, exactly? Is it supposed to be blonde? Cuz it’s more like gold straw. Could he be Rumplestiltskin? No. surely not.
And my husband, who is a quick thinker walked behind dude and snapped a picture with his phone:
Bitchin' Fiction: Musings by author Melissa McKenzie / Melissa Francis 
Oh. My. Goodness.
Mel…I understand the desire to prove the existence of such things (hence the proliferation of bigfoot snapshots) but honestly.
Did you HAVE to share so much????
*shudder*
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Oh, this is a riot!
What a great shot of what NOT to do…a fashion don’t.
However…I will admit to wearing my own mullet for Halloween.
Unlike the “dude”, I had to BUY mine. Same color though, which is pretty cool.
Thanks for sharing…at least for ME, I can hide mine until next year and Become Mullet-woman again.
I think the guy can’t make up his mind..so he’s doing both…maybe he’s a trannie? Did he ever, you know, flick his hair back and shimmy past the plumbing fixtures? Whoa
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Hmmm…the straw stuff looks like hair extensions. Does that make it better or worse?
BTW, camera phone and Walmart = dangerous combination. Not calendar material. 🙂
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I should be ashamed.
I know.
Ellen, I can assure you, that is ALL his hair. I know because I had to refrain from touching it…but I was close enough that I could have. (and seriously, almost did)
My husband said he almost touched it too. LOL
It’s just plain scary.
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Somewhere, in another galaxy, is an alien race with hair just like that.
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LOL….now that’s just freaky!
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OMG!! That is hilarious. What did we do before cameraphones?
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shriek!!!
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O M G
Why in the world would a man do that?? You should have stepped up to him and just asked “WTF?!??”
I too fell prey to the mullet in Jr/Sr High. *gasp* I have since repented and only long hair have wispy bangs…
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Mullet Man left Boy speechless.
Must live under a rock, haven’t seen many of those *ewwwww* styles lately.
What a brave man, Mr. Mel was to get so close and take a picture.
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