So, tonight was Master P’s last night to dance. Or maybe I should say “dance”.
You know, for all the shit everyone gave him, I really liked him. I did. (go ahead…boo and hiss me, I can take it.)
My Gawd y’all, the man only did this because his son couldn’t. Filling in for Lil Romeo was stand up. And you know what? I think they expected an awful lot of him. He was in culture shock. You can’t tell a gangsta rapper to change his shoes! They just don’t do that!!
Yes, it was time for him to go. Honestly, I wanted him to go the first week–but I was so glad he stayed. He w
as fun to watch. And it was nice to see that he and his partner Ashly really seemed to bond.
Now, let’s talk about who is really kick ass. Can anyone really compete with Stacy? And can you believe she’s an f’n wrestler? A WRESTLER? OMG. She’s so damn graceful and looks like sex on a stick. I have now added her to my list. (what list? you ask) My list of bodies that I would pay to have. My list of women I love to hate. It’s the list.
Other people on my list: Beyonce Knowles, Gwen Stefani, Janet Jackson (in that video from the 90s) Curvy, sexy women.
I wanna be curvy and sexy.
Right now I’m a little more on the curvy side than I am on the sexy side. Once upon a time, in a land far, far, away, I was both.
So, anyway…I’m happy and sad. Happy that P finally was voted out and sad for the exact same reason. I genuinely like all the couples left. The eliminations from this point forward will be very hard.
PS: Go see Maria’s blog for a totally F’d up take on The Bachelor. Sarah BAD.
Bitchin' Fiction: Musings by author Melissa McKenzie / Melissa Francis 
I’m glad to see P go only because all the other stars were trying so hard, but you’re right about him being stand up. It was great for him to fill in for his son.As for Stacy, she rocks! I really want her to win. And George cracks me up. He’s gotta stay till the end just so that I can keep laughing.Oh, and you’ll see, mel. When my bachelor prediction is correct, who will be eating crow then. Bwahahahahaha
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Humph.Sarah from TN, BAD.don’t fall for her, Dr. Dashing. Don’t do it!
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I wanted to see P go but I felt really bad for him last week when the judge told him it was time for him and the show to part. It was so cold (he said it again last night but was more humane about it). After that I really wanted to see him show the judges that he would put forth the effort so he could thumb his nose at them. But he didn’t. But like you, it’s hard to see any of them go now.And it’s only going to get harder.I’d love to see George win the whole thing but I don’t think that’s going to happen. Aside from that, I’m really torn between several of the couples…they’re all doing so well.
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I really like George, but honestly, he and Jerry should be the next 2 to go. And as much as I like Tia, she’s going to have to be the 3rd to go.The top three, IMNSHO, are: Drew, Stacy, Lisa.And I think the real competition is between Stacy and Drew…though I’m leaning toward Stacy.
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I like all the couples left but my favorite three are Lisa and her partner, Drew and his partner, and Tia and her partner 🙂
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Well as a Raiders/49er’s fan (and yes I know you’re not supposed to be both but I am) I’m rooting for that perfect gentleman Jerry Rice.I was glad P went-he looked out of his depth but Ashley was a sweetie. Personally I should think it’s between Drew and Stacey.and as for the judges-the 2 guys are from the original British show and are definitely tougher than the American judge!
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i like your curves… on a stick.
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