Okay, so I’m watching Idol tonight.
I personally thougth Kat rocked. She blew me away. (and she looked like sex-on-a-stick) Generally, I agree with Simon, but tonight, his common sense had left the building.
And, okay, Elliot sounded great (even though he bores me a little) but to see Paula acting all “I need a tissue” over him was ridiculous.
STFU, Paula. Lay off the Xanax. Double up on the Prozac. Whatever. Just STFU.
Okay. I’ll be back after dumbass is finished singing.
Kellie Pickler sux.
Nuff said.
I don’t even care what the idiot judges say. She sux. She deserves to go. She should’ve gone a long time before Mandisa. But whatever. Say bye-bye, dumbass. Tonight is our fond farewell.
Hm. We’re at a commercial now. Be back in a second.
Paris can sing. I can’t believe she’s so young. She has a beeeyooootiful voice and it doesn’t matter that I don’t like the song she sang. She still sang it well. Very well.
Taylor is next. I’m not necessarily on the Taylor bandwagon. I like him, but he’s like a comfortable bar performer. He’s got a great personality and I’d definitely pay $5 to see him at the local pub. We’ll see if he “moves me” to wanting to pay for an album tonight.
I highly doubt it.
Okay, I’ve listened to half of Taylor’s performance. All I have to say is, he’s in the bottom three. He completely screwed one of my favorite make-out songs from high school. It was bland and boring.
Oh. My. God.
I think I’m having an instant orgasm.
Chris is singing Have You Ever Loved a Woman.
This is one of my favorite songs in the world. And since he’s hot, it’s even better.
Shit. I just swooned.
Bitchin' Fiction: Musings by author Melissa McKenzie / Melissa Francis 
I can understand Chris’s appeal. He is very good at what he does best.And I understand the thing about Taylor being a pub-style performer. But I like his voice, his energy and his charm. I’d like to hear what a good producer could do with him and a batch of great songs.I found Paris disappointing tonite…despite the fact that I love her.I’m completely smitten with Kat…but she needs to learn that she doesn’t have anything to prove. We know she’s got a great voice and a great range. She should relax and sing what she’s best at.AI needs to ease up on the theme shows a bit, and the guest stars. It’s not like they’re not making plenty of money already. They should focus on letting these guys find their own strength instead of trying to sound like other people, and then beating them up for not doing it as well as the original.
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AI needs to ease up on the theme shows a bit, and the guest stars. It’s not like they’re not making plenty of money already.Chuck, I agree, completely.I think they do the contestants a huge disservice by doing all this “theme” stuff. It’s a double-edged sword, sometimes. “Pick the right song for you–but you can only pick a song from this small pot.”I enjoyed your recap on your blog, despite the fact I think Taylor is a bore. 😉
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she swooned aw rat, i saw it happen.scairt the hell outta the animules! and it scairt them, too!
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Who was the guest star? Andrea Bocelli (sp?). I love his voice, but I agree about the theme thing. How are the contestants suppose to live up to that?Can’t wait to see it on my trusty dvr…
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Mel, I don’t watch Idol, but your post cracked me up. “Shit. I just swooned.” ROFLMAO!
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just fooling around w/ my blogger photo. ignore me.
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Mel, Chris’ performance last night melted my bones. Every muscle in my body quivered. Wow. Probably why dh said Chris sucked. I said, “Excuuuuse me!?” LOL.I thought Elliot did well. It wasn’t Taylor’s best song, but that man has soul–has Elvis in him–so I like him. Kelly must go tonight. (Probably won’t though ‘cuz of her HUGE fan base–translation: men who drool over her). I missed Kat’s performance. Darn.
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America voted . . . And apparently they listened to the performances, ‘cuz the right person went home.LOVE Andrea Bocelli. 🙂
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I’m in total agreement, Mel. And Chris melts my butter in a huge way *g*
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