If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Isn’t that the truth?
I’m all for “never give up, never surrender” but I know my limits. With the way I’ve felt the past few days, skydiving, bungy jumping, free-base jumping, etc. are off the market as far as I’m concerned. As a matter of fact, if I were you, I’d just stay away from me for a while. I might be contagious.
I hope I didn’t leave my cooties on this blog.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
Hmmm. Unless you have a hole in your pocket…which I discovered I did when I stuck a $10 bill in it the other day.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Which is why I’m being very, very quiet this week. God, I hope nobody can read minds…
Duct tape is like ‘The Force.’ It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
Wonder if taping it to me will hold me together?
Seriously, I feel like I’m in a whole ‘nother world. Or, if this was Mad TV, that would be ‘hole ‘nubba world… the HNW. This entire week, I’ve been in a fog–or as I said last night: Scattered, smothered, covered, and chunked. Today you could add diced and peppered to that list.
Maybe it’s this sinus infection I’m fighting. Maybe it’s the scene I’ve been writing and I’m not happy with. Maybe it’s the lack of sleep. Who knows? All I know is that I need to get it together, QUICK!
On the fun side of this terribly pitiful blog, we’ll have a guest in our house next week. One of the coaches from the British Soccer Camp will be residing in our home…So, I’ll have access to a hot young soccer player with a fantastic accent. Can you say, YUM? Soccer players have the best bods. Wonder if he can bend it like Beckham?
Watch out Fishdog…you may have some competition around the house….
Bitchin' Fiction: Musings by author Melissa McKenzie / Melissa Francis 
When you say British soccer camp-do you mean a real live football playing native of my home country?Don’t forget all those wonderful lectures I gave you about tea now will you?(Mel hides under table) Boiling water, not microwaved or out of a hot tap or, god forbid, iced. He’ll love you for it-and yes, he might still drink tea even if its hot-it cools you down you know!
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Yes, a real live footballer from your home country.And I’m hoping he’ll prefer to share a pint or two with me at night as opposed to hot tea…But, if he prefers tea, I’m ready. I even buy “loose leaf” now… 🙂
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Sorry to hear you’ve got a sinus infection. Start drinking 3-4 oz of dark red grape juice or wine. Either way it has to be dark red. It provides enough antioxidants to help your immune system. I’ve not had a sinus infection in over two years now. Knock on wood. Take care of yourself. Fishdog be extra sweet to her.
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Oh, Mel, You can use him to do research for Aidan. LOL, see how I turn everything back to writing?
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