Well, we’ve determined that I’m the only one with a filthy mind.
Frankly, y’all don’t know what you’re missing out. I love being a dirty girl. LOL I am disappointed though that nobody else saw “Last Call for our Huge, Sweet Cherries” and immediately wondered if a Spammer had finally gotten creative.
I mean, aren’t you sick of:
Do VIAGra (Do you really “do” viagra? Is that like “doing speed”? We could really improve that subject line: Viagra, it’s speed for your other brain.)
Babe plays with a toy (too close to baby plays with toy. Not really a very good Porn Subject)
Would you prefer Folgers or my Cock in the morning? (okay, I kinda like that one. That spammer took lessons in creating a hook)
Teen girlz F’d in a public (in a public what?)
Teen tekes ase pounding (what is an ase and why is that teen teking it?)
Okay, honestly, with the “Last Call for Cherries” I was tempted to open the email–even if it had been spam! I mean, I kept thinking, at least everything was spelled correctly. And it didn’t say one thing about Teens doing or teking anything. And frankly, it was catchy.
So, all ye of the good, clean, angelic minds…ye’re missin’ out on some fun. My dirty mind keeps me in stitches…you should give it a try. It’s fun in the gutter!
*edited to add*
I just checked my email and the first thing in my inbox:
People judge your dick by the size of your shoes.
Now that’s an AWESOME subject line. roflmao!
Bitchin' Fiction: Musings by author Melissa McKenzie / Melissa Francis 
I was actually meaning to post yesterday but then the RWAOL boards crashed my Safari and took what I’d written with it.But to me Cherries are always Jenny Crusie’s group. So I would have missed that one…And as far as SPAM goes. What with all the knitting I’ve been doing lately, I’ve been mis-reading the ones I get about stocks as being about socks. Oy. Vay. Ismere.
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alas, maybe I’m a product of my teenage years. Cherry will always and forever take me straight to the gutter upon first read of the word.And when you’re offering “Last Chance for Huge, Sweet Cherries” you’re just begging me to fall into the gutter and roll around there for a while…
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Yep, sounds like porn to me! I don’t get much SPAM (my spam filter kicks ass) but my blog gets spamed a lot. I get a lot addressed to Jane.
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Ok, confession time. My mind went low into the gutter before reading the whole post and clicking on the link. Years in catholic school have taught me how to disguise my dirty mind. LOL.
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thank GOD it’s not just me… I feel validated now…slightly. LOL
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Ya see…I write erotic romance and what did I immediately think of? The Harry & David catalogue…sigh
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You? A dirty mind? No…
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