Sometimes, shit just gets on my nerves.

Like yesterday, when I went to the grocery store. Now, I always strategically park by a cart corral. Why? you ask. Well, because one of my biggest pet peeves are the lazy-ass people who don’t put the carts up! They just leave them in the parking place for me to run over. Even people who park near the cart corral don’t bother walking the 2 steps to put the buggy up. How damn difficult is it, people? Are you really that lazy?

Now, I’ll admit to leaving a cart or two out of its appropriate place a handful of times in my life. Usually, it was when it was pouring rain and I had a baby with me. But that’s it. And I know that all the damn carts in the Kroger parking lot last night had nothing to do with rain or kids. It hasn’t rained in Oxford, MS in over a month. Lazy-ass people.

Okay, end rant. I feel better now.

Last night, I met two of my girlfriends for dessert. Well, it was going to be coffee and dessert but it turned into beer and dessert for me and Andrea had wine and dessert. Poor Deb…she’s pregnant. She lusted after our bevvies and just ordered coffee with her sweet treat. We had a great night just catching up on gossip and acting stupid. Our server was a cute thing and was pretty attentive until he realized we were only having one drink. LOL But he gave us our space and let us camp at his table while we giggled like school girls.

Speaking of school girls…it wasn’t long before two of them came in. They were maybe 21 (with their fake IDs). They both flirted heavily with the owner (who is probably 50) and ordered wine. He brought it back to them, their glasses filled to the rim. Andrea was a little miffed because her wine glass only had the “approporiate” portion of wine in it.

I told her she hadn’t shown enough inappropriate cleavage to deserve an inappopriate portion of wine and clearly she needed to work on her flirting.

We’re going to go out again soon so she can practice.

I’ll let you know if it works out for her.