funny haha

Since I have nothing to blog about today, I’m just gonna post random shit as it comes to me. This random joke just came to me via email…it made me smile. Now you get to smile, too.

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter Paradise, God appeared and said, “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men who were true heads of their household, and the other line for the men who were dominated by their women. I want all the women to report to St. Peter.”

Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.

The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was 100 miles long,and in the line of men who truly were heads of their household, there was only one man.

God said, “You men should be ashamed of yourselves, I created you to be the head of your household! You have been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him.”

God turned to the one man, “How did you manage to be the only one in this line?”

The man replied, “My wife told me to stand here.”

1 thought on “funny haha

  1. LOL! I had a sudden flash of my sister’s wedding vows in a fundamentalist church (her husband’s) during which the minister talked about how her husband was the H of H and she was to obey him–I had a hard time standing still for that one, let me tell you. Anyway, the husband was predictably…lame. 🙂

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