I’ve been doing a lot of lottery math lately.

You know, the math that involves how much money you’re gonna win when you hit the powerball? Lottery math is a fun, if sometimes disappointing, daydream.

Right now, since our office pool didn’t win the 113 M last Saturday or the 137M last night, we’re for sure we’re gonna win the 157M this Saturday. Vick promised me he’d put the magic mojo on the tickets, so now I know it’s a done deal.

Now, since Fishdog and I are both putting our money in, that means after our group wins (and of course, we’re the only group that will win) and after taxes, the Fishdog and I will be sitting pretty on about 3 mil each.

Awesome.

First things first: Quit Job and pay off bills. Next, install heated pool and hire pool boy. Next, make sure college funds are set. Finally, live off interest with very smart investments and do lots of traveling.

I can’t wait until Saturday. If you don’t see me for a while after this weekend it’s because I’m a jetsetting millionaire babe and I can’t be bothered with the little people. Or maybe I’ll just hire someone to do my blogging for me. That’s it. My pool boy will also be my Blog boy.

Awesome.