Why is she randy? Because she is, in fact, in HEAT.
This is me calling the Humane Society:
Me: Um hi. I took home “Shelby” (now known as Ginger) two weeks ago.
HS: Oh yes ma’am! She was such a pretty little thing how’s she doing?
Me: Well, she’s looking to do one of the feral cats in the neighborhood. She’s in heat.
HS: [long stretch of silence] Oh. Um. Yeah. I’m sorry about that.
Me: Spayed cats aren’t supposed to be in heat.
HS: Yes ma’am.
Me: Dr. Bart has offered to spay her for us if you’ll allow him to fax you the paperwork so I won’t have to pay again.
HS: That’ll be fine. Thanks for calling.
Bitchin' Fiction: Musings by author Melissa McKenzie / Melissa Francis 
LOL! Oh Mel, I feel your pain. We recently had to fix three rescue kitties, and one was in heat at the time. You’ll be glad when it’s done. 🙂 Good luck!
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damn cornpones
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Oh me! I thought they were suppose to spay theyingm before you took them home.
(Oh, since I’m using the new beta version, I can’t sign in to comment. So that is why I’m using the anonymous)
–lsh
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That is so funny-I’m sorry but it is-how could they’ve missed that?? it’s a bit like when they told me the cat I adopted was 2 and when I took him to my vet they said he was more like 8-but then that wasn’t quite so bad as the kitty on heat thing…
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Makes you wonder who or what might have gotten spayed instead??
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Wow. Can’t believe they missed her. When Mr. Honey and I were kitty shopping a couple weeks ago, even the tiniest kittens still had stitches from being fixed. It was actually kinda sad how young they were being clipped. I understand it’s necessary, but they were so little!!
I hope Ginger fares well with her surgery. 🙂 Mine are getting it for Christmas.
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Good for you for getting it worked out.
Poor kitty. All horned up and no Tom to do.
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