Okay, my friend had a dream the other night and I’m a little jealous.
She said that in her dream, she was about to embark in a torrid affair with this young hottie. He took her on a picnic near a lake, said all the right things, wore all the right clothes and was just plain hot. She was raring to go.
Until her soon to be lover said, “So let’s go to your place.”
In her dream my friend said No.
But not for the reasons you might think. Not because she’s happily married. Not because she’s pushing 40 and was insecure about the whole “naked in front of someone new” thing. And not because she was afraid she would get caught.
She said no because her house wasn’t clean. Apparently in her dream world, there was no moral struggle with the marriage thing–but nothing was worth the effort of cleaning her house. Not even a torrid love affair with a hot, young stud.
I think that’s the most awesome dream EVER. I mean, honestly, who dreams that shit?
Okay, and am I the only one who absolutely loves the Rozerem dream ad that I have pictured here? I wish my dreams missed me that much. LOL
Bitchin' Fiction: Musings by author Melissa McKenzie / Melissa Francis 
LOL! Your friend is a hoot. Oh, wait, it’s not me. Tell her she’s half a hoot.
I can’t make out the pic. It’s Abe Lincoln playing chess with some guy? and what’s the furry thing, a beaver?
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Yes my friend is a hoot. Even tho she’s not you. But then, really, nobody can be you!
And the picture is exactly what you said. The commercial is the guy walks into the kitchen, obviously suffering from insomnia. Abe and the Beaver are at the table with a chess set and an astronaut is digging around in his fridge. The tag line is something like, Take Rozerem. Your dreams miss you.
I wanna take rozerem if it’ll make me dream about playing chess with a beaver.
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Too, too funny.
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That ad always makes me chuckle 🙂
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My dreams miss you.
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I LOVE that commercial. It would have been even more cool if they’d had a few more interesting icons hanging around in the room.
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That is hilarious! I guess there comes a point in life when you think of stupid things being important. For example, I caught myself the other day admiring the color of someones siding on their house. Who am I? What was going through my head?
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