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ladies, do you have a dirty house?

Posted on October 17, 2006 by Just Call Me Mel

I have just the answer for you…

The Cleaning Hunk

After you watch him clean for you, check out the new enhanced cleaning hunk selection

I have a dirty house.

Very dirty.

Maybe even filthy. I’ll take two.

Wonder if I could get Fishdog to rub on some self-tanner and clean in a cowboy hat for me…

7 thoughts on “ladies, do you have a dirty house?”

Kristen Painter on October 17, 2006 at 3:02 PM said:

Ohmy. That is…wow. Just wow.I need to go spill something.

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Lillian Feisty on October 17, 2006 at 6:07 PM said:

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Lillian Feisty on October 17, 2006 at 6:08 PM said:

Oh my gosh, I just spilled my coffee. On my bosoms. My heaving bosoms. Can someone come clean me? Please?

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Kate Pearce on October 17, 2006 at 10:03 PM said:

yes please Mr Cleany man

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Ellen on October 17, 2006 at 10:41 PM said:

Holy shit. Where do you find this cool stuff?

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Fishdog on October 19, 2006 at 4:24 AM said:

feisty, i’ll be right over.tan-in-a-can = checksqueegy and sponge = checkunmistakable bulge = checkcheesy wifebeater and floppy man-breasts = check

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Mel Francis on October 19, 2006 at 11:43 AM said:

HEY! Those bulges and man-breasts belong to me! now, put on that wife-beater and clean up that mess in the kitchen!

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