I have just the answer for you…
After you watch him clean for you, check out the new enhanced cleaning hunk selection
I have a dirty house.
Very dirty.
Maybe even filthy. I’ll take two.
Wonder if I could get Fishdog to rub on some self-tanner and clean in a cowboy hat for me…
Bitchin' Fiction: Musings by author Melissa McKenzie / Melissa Francis 
Ohmy. That is…wow. Just wow.
I need to go spill something.
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Oh my gosh, I just spilled my coffee. On my bosoms. My heaving bosoms. Can someone come clean me? Please?
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yes please Mr Cleany man
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Holy shit. Where do you find this cool stuff?
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feisty, i’ll be right over.
tan-in-a-can = check
squeegy and sponge = check
unmistakable bulge = check
cheesy wifebeater and floppy man-breasts = check
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HEY! Those bulges and man-breasts belong to me! now, put on that wife-beater and clean up that mess in the kitchen!
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