Dear Blog Readers,
This could be my last blog for a while because I’m an idiot.
I was supposed to report for jury duty today and FORGOT!
Yes. I forgot.
If they cart me away in cuffs, I’ll do my best to write…but I don’t know how often they’ll give me a break from the chain gang to check in.
God. I may have to wear an orange jumpsuit! I look horrible in Post-It Note orange! And nobody looks good in a jumpsuit.
Actually, it’s not as serious as all that–though I’ll admit to being more than a little concerned when the call came in…
All I had to do was complete an affadavit stating why I failed to appear.
I thought about writing a lengthy explanation…then finally decided on these two words.
I forgot.
Bitchin' Fiction: Musings by author Melissa McKenzie / Melissa Francis 
No no, you’ll look lovely in orange. Just don’t drop the soap.
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I’ll bake you a cake with a file in it. Cuz that’s the way I roll.
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LOL! What they said.
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LOL, who do you think you are George Carlin? š
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Sigh, I really shouldn’t do anything before I have coffee in the morning. Did I say George Carlin? I meant to say Steve Martin. (Dating myself here, but I loved his famous “I forgot” comedy routine from SNL)
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y’all are the best prison pen pals a girl could ask for!
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See you when you get out!
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They have the internet in prison. My Space said so.
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Yeah, and plenty of time to write.
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I am ROLLING on the floor. (and I need to vacuum. really.) I forgot. I love it!!! And I think you’d look great in orange.
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