Okay, not really. I’m never speechless.
I’d like to introduce y’all to the mother of the year…
SCOTTSDALE – A mother faces child endangerment charges after a valet called police to report she left her 2-year-old son alone in her BMW while she shopped at Scottsdale Fashion Square.
Gardenia Zakrzewski-Johansson was arrested in the mall parking lot outside Neiman Marcus after valets watched her walk into the store with a small dog under her arm, directing them to watch her car with the child inside.
Hmmm. Where do I begin?
First off, I never realized valet parking also doubled as a babysitter. That’s a bargain. I wish I would’ve known that when my spawn were younger. Now they can stay by themselves without it being considered child abuse (for the most part) but damn, I completely missed out on some major shopping opportunities when they were just wee beasties.
And can we discuss the fact that she left the kid in the car and took the dog into the store? How awesome is that?
Who does this shit?
All I have to say is, thank the gods that woman isn’t from the south. We’re already misunderstood enough as it is…we don’t need help from dipshits like her.
*Many thanks to my friend Lu for providing the link. You rock my world, chica!