First of all, I have no superteam or sidekick. Even The Tick and the Ambiguously Gay Duo had sidekicks. I’ve put calls into my favorite superteams but so far, I’m being snubbed.
Here’s a list of people I’ve called to inquire about an open position.
Surprisingly, the response I’m getting is lukewarm. I mean, honestly, these teams could use a little help, if you ask me.
I guess I need to work on channeling my superpower before I seriously seek out a team. But if I cannot form a team of my own and they continue to thwart me, I will be forced to use my power for evil.
Secondly, I’ve found myself coveting the powers of others. I spent yesterday daydreaming about the powers I could have. Such as regeneration, x-ray vision, invisibility, shapeshifting, having the power of bologna smell and the ability to throw my foot. Maybe I can’t be a good superhero if I’m constantly wishing for more.
Can a superhero covet?
I think it’s obvious I’m on the road to the darkside. Can an evil superhero still wear pink?
Bitchin' Fiction: Musings by author Melissa McKenzie / Melissa Francis 
I think being evil and wearing pink would actually make you more evil.
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It looks like EEK has carried on the discussion of desired super powers. I am concerned that she might be calling herself “the Fire Retard”. You should search deep within yourself, and if you are still coveting my stinky feet, then perhaps a crazed evil villain would be best.I agree that pink would actually be pretty evil.
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Doesn’t Barbie wear pink? I’ve always considered her the epitome of evil…
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The power of bolonge smell?What is with you?ROTFL!!!!Oh my goodness, that hit me with a bad case of the giggles.Mel, that was truly inspired.As for the color pink… well, um, I like cotton candy. It is great camoflage if you worked at a carnival. Just don’t get too close to the rabid llamas and the trickster goats. They’d eat your cover.OR Pink, the singer? Let’s get the Party started?Sounds like you are already.The power to throw a foot.A foot of what?Your blog is having a strange effect on me …Or is this me being normal?That’s scary.
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