I’m working on a fun birthday post for Friday. It’s another post similar to my Naughty River admission, or my desire to be a MILF (is there such a thing as a Fat MILF? I mean, Queen Latifah is hot and if she were a mom she’d be a MILF. I’m so going that route) or my love for young boys(okay, young men. I am not a pedophile. They can all vote..and most can even drink legally)

Yes, it’s another Mel secret. And it’s one I should be ashamed to post. Maybe I’ll fix myself a pitcher of Hellohahanarf’s awesome Margaritas Thursday night and post then. My drunk blogs are always much more fun than the others anyway. (as long as I don’t go back and read them the next day, that is…)