Hot Reptile Sex

While I’m slaving away here in Tallahassee writing, Mel is off in the wilds of Arkansas witnessing Hot Reptile Sex.
She’s at the lake, sunning and drinking, and so far she’s seen 2 snakes go at it and a bobcat. I think the bobcat was a voyeur. Not sure yet. Mel will have to clear up that little detail. I just know that she told me “it’s friggin Animal Kingdom up here”.
Questions for Mel to answer upon her return: Do snakes have a penis? Or for that matter, a vagina? I must have been sleeping during biology when this was explained. Either that or the nuns didn’t cover it at Ascension Catholic School.

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