Had to run to the store real quicklike tonight because we were out of beer needed a ream of paper and other assorted sundries.

USA Drug is about a half mile from the house and perfect for a quick errand.

Usually.

I load up my basket with my 6 items. I get in line. And I wait.

and wait.

The clerk seems a little slow (I don’t mean slow as in slow. I mean just not in a real big hurry.) But we finally get to the lady in front of me. She scans her 40 million items and the lady hands her coupons.

This is where my head nearly popped-the-fuck-off.

The clerk took each coupon and found the exact item in the bag before she would scan the coupon. The lady gave her at least 10 coupons. She had 5 bags full of shit.

It took the clerk another 10 minutes to scan the coupons. I wish I was kidding.

They did not open another line, so of course, by the time the clerk finished, there were at least 5 people in line behind me.

I nearly screamed at her. Instead, I tweeted. I felt amazingly better after that.

/end rant