It’s been far too long since I’ve admitted a dirty little secret. Here is a list of past secrets:
- Flo Rida’s song Low is my theme song
- My White Trash crushes
- I want to be Stifler’s Mom
- The fact that I’m a dirty bitch
- and a naughty bitch
Yes, these are all my dirty little confessions. And now I have another one.
And the accent.
Mostly it’s the hair.
Maybe my dirty little secret isn’t my mad crush on a 20 year old, it’s the fact that I dig gingers.
Case in point:
Eric Stoltz. He has always been Some Kind of Wonderful to me. Sigh.
David Caruso. Maybe not so much now, but when I first saw him on NYPD Blue, I lost a little piece of my heart to him.
Damian Lewis. If you don’t watch Life, you’re missing out. Either way, he’s my latest ginger crush.
Maybe if Matt Damon was a red head, we’d still be together. Who knows?