I dreamed last night that I was trying to catch a ghost, in a basket, and the only way to lure him there was to sing Tanya Tucker songs.

Today’s moment of WTF was brought to you by Mel’s head.

Of course, you know that means I woke up singing Delta Dawn, right?

You’re Welcome. Again.

Am I the only one watching this for the fashion tips?

ETA:
I had to post this link here. I found this blog of Dirty Limericks based on Washington State Town names. I totally stole it from the Smart Bitches, but it was too good not to share. NSFW but totally funny as hell.