teach your children well…

Parents have a tough job. We have to try to raise smart kids, who can think independently yet they still need to be obedient without being subservient. We don’t want our kids to be pushovers. But we don’t want them to be unruly demons from hell either.

Then we have to address the typical teen stuff. How do you teach your kids about safe sex without having them run off with a box of condoms and a smile?

And we can’t forget manners, attitude, proper diet and exercise, regular education, socialization, HYGIENE…it’s neverending!!

All this is VERY IMPORTANT STUFF. But, it’s not all we have to teach is it? Nope. Not even close.

One of the most important things we can teach our children (especially boys because I think for most girls, this comes naturally…)

HOW TO PLUCK THEIR EYEBROWS.

It is completely unnecessary for boys to have a unibrow. I don’t care how old they are, they don’t need it. We’re not living in caves. We don’t need completely hairy faces to protect us from the elements. I mean, what exactly does a unibrow really protect you from anyway? Brain freeze? I don’t think so.

So please. Parents. Do the world a solid and buy your pubescent son a good pair of tweezers and possibly one of those brow shaping razors.

Your son’s future love life will thank you for it one day.

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